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:Kannin's Point Of View:

I was peacefully working on some fashion designs I just thought of in my sketchbook, when I noticed (Name) was in the corner reading a book.I turned my head slightly to see what book he's reading. And to my surprise he's reading that wretched book Twilight! How dare a moirail of mine read Twilight. If he wanted vampire romance he should have went to me! Wait..am I jealous of that book? Honestly I have wanted to be his matesprit for a long while now, but how could I ask? He is a human and I am a troll. I have seen relationships of the two species ending horribly and I do not want my little (Name) to get hurt in any kind of way. I was considering going over there and speaking to him until I realized someone is Pestering me.

'hey kannin rose told me to tell you about karkles relationship status cause its supposed to give you the guts or whatever to ask (name) out cause youre afraid of trolls and humans not mixing or some other shit whatever its going pretty good gotta go karkat wants to make out'

Dave's message was a little too descriptive but it still did its purpose. If Karkat and Dave can do fine, maybe (Name) and I could too. I look over from my spot in the library and see (Name) still reading that book in his hands. You can do this Kannin. I close the Night World book I have been reading and headed to the oblivious (Name). While I'm standing above him he doesn't notice me so I clear my throat. He looks up at me with that smile I love, it goes well with his (e/c) eyes. He brushes some (h/c) (h/l) hair from his eyes and speaks to me.

"Hi Kannin. I didn't see you there." (Name) says so innocently I want to hug him.

"Ah, yes I noticed that, anyway there is something I wish to ask you." I pause trying to work up the nerve. 'But first, you are aware of what a matesprit is, correct?" He nods to answer me. "Good, um would you...care to be my matesprit?" I see his eyes widen and his face make a 'o' shape and I look away preparing myself for regret and rejection.

"I..would like to be your matesprit." I instantly opened my eyes at his words and see him with a little blush but with a smile. (Name) then looks away from my gaze. "I honestly like you for a while, but I get intimidated by you sometimes..."

He's intimidated of me? That really hurts, what I have heard humans call it, my heart. "I don't want you to ever feel intimidated my again. Understood?" I say sternly as I sit on the beanbag chair next to him. He looks at me surprised but smiles a little.

"I understand Kannin." (Name) says with a happy little tune in his voice. I pull him onto my lap and wrap my arms around him. To which he responds with a slightly heavier blush.

"Also I never want you to read another vampire romance novel ever again because you now have your own." I say and he responds with a small laugh.

"But you read them." I gave him a stern but playful look. (Name) lightly argues before he snuggle into my chest, much to my pleasure. "Kannin, I have to read Twilight for my book report. Not because I want to."
Here's the Male!Kanaya oneshot! Enjoy/criticize or whatever. :33

I recommend the Night World series, I enjoyed the books.

I hope I got Dave's typing style right..

Also Karkitty is here with me today for reasons. ^-^

:iconkarkatvantasplz:DON'T FUCKING CALL ME THAT! NOW GET BACK TO YOUR ONESHOTS, NOOKSNIFFER.

T^T   Yes Karkitten. *runs off*

:iconkarkatvantasplz: YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT!! *runs after Neko*

You (c) :iconnekoyaoiboy: & Kannin

Story (c) :iconnekoyaoiboy:

Every Homestuck character (c) :iconthehussplz:
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Acorn5032 Featured By Owner Edited Apr 2, 2015  New member
I dont care male moi.... *grabs Twilight book and throws it out window*
Male!Me(TOO LAZY FOR NAMEZ): Hey!!!
Me: *slams head onto chalkboard* TWILIGHT. ISN'T. LITERATURE
Male!Me: OW! DAFUQ IM YOU!!!
Me: LEEDLE *jumps out window*
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Whitney-Le-Nerd Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
this could have been an awesome series, now lets burn twillight XD jk great job
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grandsh1purr Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2014
I ....I... I think I like male kanaya.......blush
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DMC3Vergil Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
it doesnt matter if its a book report....JUST DROP AN BURN THAT DAMN BOOK READER-SAN!!!!
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NekoYaoiBoy Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Your comment

XD

I'M dYING XD
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DMC3Vergil Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
^-^
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Kurotalia13 Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
...

I love Kannin so much now

I can't even

Just

*melts into a puddle

*please note that the puddle is quite fashionable
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NekoYaoiBoy Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Yes, because if your puddle was fashionable Kannin would punish you~

I'm sorry X3
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Kurotalia13 Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh, but I wonder what kind of punishment it would be~

:iconpervykanayaplz: fuck the lack of genderbent icons

Also

No need for sorrow
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:iconnekoyaoiboy:
NekoYaoiBoy Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I agree with you on the icon issue!! 3:<

We all know what kind of punishment it be~
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Kurotalia13 Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Dem genderbents need some looove

France is laughing in my head oh god I'm probably blushing right now
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NekoYaoiBoy Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
They do!

XD

:iconpervyfranceplz:Ohonhonhonhonhon~
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:iconkurotalia13:
Kurotalia13 Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
FRANCE LEAVE ME ALONE I WANT MY SWEETIES

*pulls Canada, England, and Romano into a weird triple hug

Wait what is Dave doing here

I'm sorry Canadia

Am I interupting something?
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NekoYaoiBoy Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Probably *cough*Daveishissemeinmypointofview*cough*
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hiki132457 Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
;7; this is just AWESOME
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NekoYaoiBoy Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you!! :33
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hiki132457 Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
no problem ;w;
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:iconnekoyaoiboy:
NekoYaoiBoy Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Do you think I got their personalities right? OwO I tried but I'm just sure *cough*becauseIcan'tseme*cough*
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hiki132457 Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Yeah, they seemed right! o7o haha wish I could help you there
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NekoYaoiBoy Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you, you really reassured me there. Male!Kanaya was kind of fun because of his (I don't know what to call it so I'll go with sassiness)
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hiki132457 Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Sassiness is a good word for that. ^^ Because of her character's personality, I often see Kanaya as somewhat hard to masculinize, but this seemed to do male!Kanaya really well~
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NekoYaoiBoy Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you, I feel so special :iconhappycraiplz:
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creepyundertaker Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Time to read the shit out of this baby.
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NekoYaoiBoy Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
XD You made me laugh
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creepyundertaker Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
It was lovely <3
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:iconnekoyaoiboy:
NekoYaoiBoy Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you! 83
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