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Pickup Lines KarkatxMale!Reader [V-DAY SPECIAL]

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                                     :Normal Point of View:

"Uh...Dave?" (Name) croaked while knocking on his friend Dave's door. Right now, (Name) could really use some advice right now. Today is a special day and he needs advice to 'swoon' a particular troll. (Name) did not need to knock a second time because Dave already swung the door open.

"'Sup (Name)?" Dave asked cooly.

"Oh w-well.." (Name) stuttered. This topic he needed advice for makes him a little nervous. "I-It's Valentine's Day and.." his words trailed off.

"So you finally have the guts to flirt with Karkles now?" Dave smirked as he seen the smaller boy's blush. "Okay, okay, I'll stop for now. Anyways, the way to go is pick up lines." He paused as he seen the (h/c)nette tilt his head in confusion. "Just listen to me and say what I say." (Name) smiled as listened to Dave's instructions.

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Karkat sat cross-legged on the middle of the couch watching a Earth rom com that John told him about it. It's a Disney rom com called "Tangled". He was at the part where the black haired woman is singing 'Mother Knows Best' when he heard someone coming down the stairs. Karkat turned to see (Name) walking down the stairs holding something behind him.

"What the fuck are you hiding, (Name)?" Karkat demanded in his usual tone. His glare softened when he saw name flinched at Karkat's harsh tone.

"Oh..uh, I-I'll tell you if you let me ask you something first.." (Name) said with a little bit more confidence than usual. Karkat raised his eyebrows but he gave a stiffled nod. "O-Okay.." Remember what Dave told you to say! (Name) lowered his head and let out a soft sigh and quickly raised his head. "...." Here goes..

"Do you have a sunburn or are you just that hot?"

 "What the fuck did you just say?!"

 "U-Uh!" Do the most reasonable thing you can do right now, (Name). "Dave told me to say it because he wanted to help me to tell you that I like you!" (Name) was beginning to freak out so he just held out the heart box of chocolates to the troll and kept looking down. "I-I'm sorry!"

All Karkat could do was just stand there processing what the hell just happened. Dave tricked name into saying a terrible pickup line, so he could confess. (Name) just confessed to me. This is like a fucking rom com. Wait.

"DAVE FUCKING STRIDEERRRR!!" (Name) couldn't move as Karkat stormed up the stairs toward Dave's room, but he is a giggling and blushing mess.

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(Name) had his head on Karkat's lap as the credits for Tangled were playing with his eyes half closed with Karkat playing with (Name)'s hair with one hand and eating chocolates with the other.

"Hey, (Name)." Karkat interrupted (Name)'s happy and sleepy thoughts.

"Yeah Karkitty?" (Name) teased with the new nickname. Karkat rolled his eyes and opened his mouth to speak.

"Next time, just fucking come to me." Karkat said with a lighter tone than usual and raised his eyebrows when (Name) went into a giggling fit. "What's so fucking funny, fuckass?!"

EXTENDED ENDING??

(Name) snuggled up against Karkat's back, slowly drifting into sleep. The reason for being in Karkat's bed was that someone, who 'ships' Karkat and (Name), completely tore up (Name)'s bed. To which Karkat grumpily agreed to letting (Name) sleep in Karkat's bed. (Name) had a great Valentine's day and he even got a 'matesprit' now. Oh, but wait! He forgot to tell Karkat something important.

"Hey, Karkat?" (Name) asked quietly, hoping Karkat is still awake.

"What the fuck is it?" Karkat asked, half awake.

"I forgot to tell you..Happy Valentine's day." (Name) said sheepishly and snuggled against Karkat's back more, enjoying the scent and warmth Karkat has. Though (Name) did not see it, Karkat raised his eyebrows.

"(Name)?" Karkat did not give him a chance to reply and turns around to face him. Karkat rests his head on (Name)'s and softly mumbles, "Happy fucking Valentine's day to you too."
I did a thingie (Most awkward thing for me to write)

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You (c) :iconnekoyaoiboy: & :iconsexykarkatplz:

Karkat (c) :iconthehussplz:

EDIT: Yeah, I put a extended ending there because I thought it was cute..

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KarkelsKitty's avatar
That was so cute! :3