Apple Juice Problems DavexMale!Reader [CRACK?]

Apple Juice Problems





"Yo, (Name)." The (h/c) looked up from 2ds with a annoyed look for his boyfriend, of two weeks, interrupted him playing Pokèmon X. "Want some aj?" He pouted and shook his head.

"No thanks, Dave. I don't like apple juice." (Name) said with an uncaring tone and returned to his game.

"What?"

"I don't like Apple juice."

"How the fuck am I with someone who doesn't like the best drink in the whole damn world?" Dave was absolutely stunned and stayed that way for a full minute and half as (Name) continued with his precious Pokémon. Then, he got an idea. The blond looked in his hand at the container of apple juice, and chugged it all, which he normally disapproves of, but desperate times call for desperate measures. He slammed the now empty container on the counter, startling (Name), who squeaked in surprise. Dave rushed while the other was still in shock, and tackle-hugged him on the couch.

"Dave, the fuck are you doi-"

(Name) started, however, the Texan quickly interrupted him with a kiss on the lips, causing his face to instantly heat up. Poor (Name) could hardly keep a hold of his 2ds when he felt Dave's tongue against his lips. Then, all of the sudden, it stopped and he opened his eyes to a smirking Strider. On habit, (Name) licked his lips and to his horror, was the awful taste of apple juice!

"Ugh! Ewww..." He said wiping his tongue on his sleeve, like the immature dork he was. "Whyyy..?"

Dave's smirk grew at his boyfirend's cuteness. "I had to make you enjoy it somehow."

"........I hate you, you interrupted Pokémon."

" Yeah, yeah, love you too, babe."

"Don't call me that! It sounds too girly!"

"Bitch please."

"........"

"So, what kind of juice do you like anyway?"

(Name) sat up and put a finger on his own chin, another habit of his when he is thinking. "Hm....orange juice I suppose."

"Aw shit, no"

"Ayee." (Name) and Dave turned to see Dirk, still sitting in the chair that they both forgot existed, making (Name) blush again, with 'finger guns' pointed at (Name).


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"Shit! Dave you stupid apple juice kiss made me lose the battle!" Dave looked to see (Name) giving him one of the cutest and scariest glares that has ever existed in man and troll kind.

"Would it help if I told you how cute you are right now?" Oops, now it's less cute and more scary.

"Looks like Dave is in the dog house!" Dirk laughed while cooly wiping a tear from his hidden eyes and watching (Name) stop looking at Dave.

"Next time you mess up my game, all of your apple juice, gone. Dirk, you're helping."

"What? No!"

"I gladly accept that deed."